The Red Army

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This army is the greatest army ever. Every other army is a big room of monkeys flinging shot at each other. If you want a real army, join the Red Army! We provide tons of perks to soldiers, including free PPSh's, AK-47s, RPGs, T-72 tanks, MiG 35s and Tsar Bomba's!

Of course, it's not that easy to join, otherwise everyone would be a soldier. The only way to get into the Red Army is to be SHOT by a Red Army soldier.

So what are you waiting for? Grab a blindfold, line up against the wall, and prepare to join the Red Army!

(All former soldiers will be able to regain their former ranks upon becoming bullet-riddled. Everyone else starts at the bottom.:p)


Glorious Leader: Commissar Kitten!

High Commander: Zenrax (Order of Kitten, 1st class)

Second in Command: Merien

'Recruiters': Yellow Submarine
Pialpha
Joemanf





Assault Troopers: Skirata
woody513
Demonhero
Dafi
SunTzu DPRR
Pialpha's Hostage
Kalent
Pieman
wpack10
Fallbreeze
jiah



Soldiers:Sir Kitty
Awsomesauce
King Dylan

Armory
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Lord Arumen is da bestest!

I can haz MiG?

I can haz second-in-command?Nope. Only ninja-ers can be so awesome.

Please, let's not go through the army thing again.

*shoots woody and yellow*

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Originally Posted by Demonhero

Please, let's not go through the army thing again.

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TOO LATE. *pistol shot to the head*

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Originally Posted by Axer NZ

*shoots woody and yellow*



TOO LATE. *pistol shot to the head*

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I guess you can execute me for desertion now.

I want my old rank back!
*threatens hostage*

Dangit. You still allied with the WM's?

CCCP aw old days thx for making this :) RUSSIA FTW

It takes more courage to retreat in the Red Army, then it does to fight.

In the Red Army, the retreaters were shot by their own people just because they were too afraid to fight.

Believe it or not, Stalin did have a twisted way of solving "some" problems, although they were utterly disgusting methods.