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So we now have 6 nominees, so it is either an all-in cage fight or a tag-team fight. Personally I like the idea of a staggered entry cage match.
So into the cage first go Santa and the Easter Bunny. Santa has a definite weight advantage and loves to body-slam his opponents from the top turnbuckle. The Easter Bunny is faster and has some good kicks and a deadly rabbit punch. Whoa there! Santa has snuck in his sack and is using it to smash the Easter Bunny. That can't be legal?
Waiting to enter the cage is Cupid, but it seems he is having trouble convincing the officials to allow him to take in his bow and arrows. The little guy is going to get mauled without his weapons. In he goes, sans bow and arrows. Santa and the Bunny decide to team up and take down Cupid together. It ain't pretty folks. The Bunny is swinging Cupid around by the feet, around and around. Here comes Santa, rebounding off the ropes and BAMM!!! Now Cupid is seeing stars. That's it for him ladies and gentlemen, give him a round of applause for being brave enough to enter the ring with these two heavy-weights.
As the officials drag Cupid out by the feet, the Tooth Fairy enters the cage. She's a popular character but really outclassed in this match-up. The only advantage she has is her work ethic. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny only go into training for the lead-up to their big events, but the Tooth Fairy is out their pounding the tarmac every day of the year.The Tooth Fairy puts all that training to work and gets on her bike now. Neither the Bunny or Santa are able to get close enough to do any damage. In frustration they give up and turn their attention back to each other. It's quite a scene ladies and gentlemen as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny go toe to toe in a double neck hold and the Tooth fairy circles them both with caution.
Time to throw some fresh meat into the cage it seems. Here comes a totally unknown competitor by the name of Zor. Uh-oh! He's going after the Tooth Fairy and by the look in his eyes, I don't think he will settle for a silver coin this time. The tooth Fairy has stopped running and decides to take on Zor now. She flies across the room and kicks Zor in the Jaw. That is going to cost her some money later.
It's total confusion in the cage now ladies and gentlemen as the two big guys are locked together in a sweaty, heaving mass and the two smaller competitors move quickly around the ring, taking occasional swipes at each other. It's time for our final competitor to enter the ring now. In comes Medal Drop Rate and OMG! He has vanished, as it seems that there is absolutely no-one that believes he exists. Well that was the shortest career in professional fighting I have ever witnessed, ladies and gentlemen.
A change in tempo now as the big guys look to have decided it's time to take out the two light-weights. They take advantage of Tooth Fairy and Zor's lack of attentiveness and each grab one. Santa Claus has Zor in a hold and he is trying to force him to sit in his lap. That's a signature move from Santa and can reduce the toughest child to tears. Meanwhile, the Easter Bunny has the Tooth fairy by a wing and delivering kick after kick to her jaw. It looks like she will be her own best customer tonight folks. Santa has got Zor into his lap and... yes it's all over for Zor as he breaks into tears and begs for release. Meanwhile, the Easter Bunny has swung the Tooth Fairy off the ropes and delivers his finishing move, the rabbit punch to the throat. She is down and out!
I think we knew it would all come down to this folks. This is the face-off that most people paid to see, the Bunny and the big guy going at it to the finish. What a scene ladies and gentlemen. Two heavy-weight champions going toe to toe, both covered in blood and sweat now. They circle, they close. The Bunny tries to grab a handful of beard and Santa swings him around and OMG!!! The beard has come off!!! The Easter Bunny hits the ropes and is propelled back into the middle of the ring and Bamm! Straight into the full weight of Santa Claus. The rabbit is down now, Santa is climbing the turn-buckles, it looks like he plans to make a big delivery to the Easter Bunny. The crowd is going wild now. Santa is on the top of the turn-buckles, he turns and waves to the crowd with a "Ho Ho Ho". There he goes, the rabbit hasn't moved at all. OMG!!! I felt the force of that landing from here ladies and gentlemen and that's it! The fight is over. Santa Claus has won! Santa Claus has won. Please, please get some help in there for the Easter Bunny. He looks like he was flattened by a semi-trailer!
"Santa, how do you feel?"
"I feel jolly, I feel merry. I told that rabbit he was going down. It's my time right now. That fool should have known that."
"What about the other fighters Santa? Do you have any words for them?"
"Well they all good boys and girls and they can be sure that Santa will pay a visit to them soon."
"Thank you Santa, enjoy your victory."
"Ho Ho Ho."
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Haha + Rep to this. It was Hilarious.
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I've chosen the mythical medals :)
On the question in the titlebar.... Bunnies, hands down.
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I chose the Tooth Fairy. Think about it, we all just assume the Tooth Fairy is this dainty female that flutters around and leaves money for your teeth.
In fact because no one ever sees the Tooth Fairy she could be a he. He could be 250lb hairy like an ape and look like an axe murderer. Maybe if you didn't leave the teeth for him he would pull them out by hand. And why does a fairy need a collection of teeth anyways, what nefarious things are this fairy doing that no one knows about?
Personally I worry about someone hovering over my bed while I am sound asleep and never waking to notice them there. At least with Santa people wake up to hear the reindeer on the roof of the house, kids catch glimpses of Santa leaving presents. Also, not really that afraid of a bunny that lays eggs or a little guy in diapers that shoots people with arrows. The Tooth Fairy is like some psycho stalker, sneaking into your bedroom as you sleep taking a memento and leaving a "gift" so you know he was there. Almost like he is saying "no matter where you go, I will find you". I fear the Tooth Fairy and so should you all!
http://images.dpchallenge.com/images...ted_660037.jpg
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Yes, tooth fairy=psycho.
Rodri: I *heart* you.
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Thanks. My therapist says it is quite revealing, but WTF would she know?
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[PROPAGANDA]
SANTA = SATAN
The Easter Bunny is wanted for animal cruelty. There used to be chickens in those eggs, until he hardboiled them...
Cupid is the nudist son of Ares.
The Tooth Fairy is wanted for larceny and breaking and entering. He is a 205 year-old dentophiliac (tooth lover) who does repulsive things to teeth.
Medal drops are real. Isn't a 0.000001% drop rate good enough for you?
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GO ZOR!
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should have added Medal Drops on older servers. That would surely have my vote
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I'll go with the Easter Bunny on this one....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPb0po2jzfg
