I challenge thee, Neverar, to an epic battle of epic proportions that is epic!
*takes out the Awesome Blade*
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I challenge thee, Neverar, to an epic battle of epic proportions that is epic!
*takes out the Awesome Blade*
-is bored so pulls out his broadsword- Yeah
*steps out of armory in full Mjolnir Mark VI (Master Chief armor) hefting a Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 6 Grindell/Galilean Nonlinear Rifle (Spartan Laser) and a MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System (Halo 3 assault rifle) with a M7/Caseless Submachine Gun (Halo 3 SMG) strapped to each hip with a M90 Close Assault Weapon System (Halo 3 shotgun) slung across back. Looks at Lord Drazsyr* "Ever dance with the devil in a pale moonlight? Your about to."
*blinks* i own halo. every bit of it. know the names. and sorry i spelt your name wrong. wasn't looking.
*laughs at Nerevar as he is overburdened and falls down*
How can you dance if you can't stand?
Think again, armor gives enhanced strength, even to the point of holding all those guns.
*Lets Lord Drazsyr have a belly full of lead from the assault rifle then turns his head into a smear with the Spartan Laser* PWNED!
*Valacramy stands on sideline, puts Chupa-Chup (lollipop) in his mouth*
*waits awhile then draws water pistol and begins world domination*
Go Forth my army of... of... of... of WEEBL & BOB!
*Turns Valacramy into blood smear with Spartan Laser*
pffft... ur Spartan laser no match for my water pistol (hey at least my weapon of choice is real)
if you must:
*shoots Valacramy with 12-gauge.*
fixed that problem.
are but u see at the last moment i use ur mother as a human shield
feel the wrath of my water pistol *squirt squirt* *squirt squirt*
clearly you havent met my mother, she's more dangerous then me with a rifle.
perfect human shield then!
not only does she protect u but kills u and the enemy
lets not forget who has the 12-gauge here.
i dont care wat u say bout ur 12 gauge
my water pistol is still the best
oh i failed to mention i filled it up with acid
*sits on the sideline, eating popcorn, watching the battle*
Well now isn't this interesting.
*Awesome blade blinds everyone here. Bullets make pattern around my body and spartan laser misses and hits val in the head. I then progress by inflating a rubber duck as a distraction.*
*helmet filters out light, not blinded much. fires the rest of the Spartan Laser then throws the gun itself at Drasyr. unslings shotgun and reloads assault rifle, starts firing both at Lord Drazsyr
"does what he always does. runs through a portal with a shotgun and shoots and runs back through the portal again and shoots and keeps running through portals shooting his shotgun"
*sticky 'nades Maliver just as he comes through the portal.*
ok off topic, my mate did that ran through the portal and ran into a team member and killed him aswell... he had no shield. back on topicQuote:
Originally Posted by Nerevar
"OMG HOLY CRAP!!!! get it off get it off get it off!!! Draz Edit NEREVAR!!! *boooooomb*"
*happily distracted by the rubber duck*
teehee! duckie!
Mod note, please watch the language.
*starts deflectin' bullets with Awesome blade and makes an anarchy symbol in wall. starts with big speech*
Ahem...Attention Nerevar!! I am Lord Drazsyr, The Domokun! I have called you upon this hour to settle the fact that you challenged me on some other thread with some words that I currently do not feel like looking up or remember! Surrender or suffer!
*bullet pierces rubber duck. still wondering how nev is dual wielding a shotty and AR.*
noooooo not the duck!!!!
wondering how im dualing a shotty an AR? with awesomeness, thats how.
*Starts throwing grenades at Lord Drazsyr, frag 'nades, stickies, spike 'nades, and firebombs (about 6 of each). goes back into private armory for gravity hammer and energy sword*
*laughs at nev as i pull out bubble shield from your armory to deflect nades. takes out bomb, puts in middle of court, and gets himself a gravity hammer and sword as well.*
time for GRIFBALL!
*comforts kit in her time of distress* its ok...here!
http://rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_...kies_close.jpg
*takes 1 and gets ready*
*sits back on the sideline and nibbles cookies*
Thank you Drazsyr.
"decides to take a flamer as well and walks out with hammer strapped to back and sword strapped to right hip, torches the cookies, but not before taking 5, locks up armory, barbecues all by-standers, then starts in on Lord Drazsyr."
*nibbles on burnt cookies*
meh, i'm not a fussy kitten.
you would be in excruciating pain, i Bar-B-Qued ALL by-standers. I'm evil like that. Now, NI!
*drop hammer and sword, and stays a good distance back from flamer. calls collect to High Charity.*
Hey Gravemind, how ya been? Yeah? Nice. Sorry about Master Chief, he's very passionate. Anyway, can I call in that favor? Yeah, send a few capsules to distract Nerevar while I concoct my scheme.
*watches drop pods come in around nev (Nerevar is long, and nev sounds better, sorry. u can just write draz) and pop open with flood. falls in hole*
Who put that there?!
yeah but I can't ever die so nyah!
And I enjoy certain amounts of pain.
gives kit an invincibility power up from nev's armory.*
my armory is all locked up so ya can't go handing crap out, it's not free you know! and Kit, that is slightly disturbing.
We're not gonna discuss that.
*takes out samus's gun from ash's backpac, and using the triforce, the F.L.O.O.D., and a yellow pikman, i create a mechanical duckie that i ride on.*
*flamethrowers the duck*
*hides behind the dude with the water gun. Smells burnt cookies somewhere.
Kit, where's a safe place to watch?!?
No where apparently, but feel free to step into this magical bubble thats magically appeared and will magically keep us all safe so we can watch Drazsyr kick major butt.
*offers you a burnt cookie*
Ha - thanks for the invitation! (Lucky us this bubble appeared... interesting)
So who's taking bets here? I have $5 on Nerevar (err, should I be saying 5 pounds? 5 euros?)
*sigh*
Boys and their gravity hammers. Some things never change ;)
*orders Scarab strike on the bubble*
oh and Alphorin, you would say 5 dollars if your betting on me.