I personally think you've all been trolled.
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I personally think you've all been trolled.
dude. get a life. leave your momma's basement, get a job, and see how the real world actually operates. Oh, and seek therapy. All these references to living in caves and underground, poisoning or burning people to death cannot be healthy. Also, this is a WAR GAME. WHat makes you think the opposing player didn't work hard on his troops and cities too? Maybe you should join a decent alliance, and stick close to them, at least that way you wouldn't be such a target for people looking to attack someone who OBVIOUSLY is so much better than everyone else and deserves life on a silver frakkin platter!
Nobody can be this dumb!
There is a serious reality gap here folks and it's consumed - what - 13 pages?
Bye - it stopped being funny.
In life, there is no fairness.
Start a country today, position it in the location determined by USA as it's "territory," although not determined by any external omnipotent entity ("Nature" or "God" do not make countries).
Within 24 hours, the US will send a force to take over your micronation, unless it determines you worthless and pathetic. Nobody can complain, because the US is powerful. The purpose of power is the usage of power, not the hoarding of power.
Money works in life as well, so you can't complain about the Holy Helm of Mars hero w/ Excalibur on, either.
This is exactly what should happen on Evony. And it does.
Also, try invading Singapore with China's army. Although Singapore's army will hold for a while due to the homefield advantage, China will prevail. The homefield advantage is also known as "range" on Evony.
This is exactly what should happen on Evony. And it does.
In real life, assassination usually fails. Just ask Fidel Castro.
This is exactly what should happen on Evony. And it does.
In real life, sewer systems cannot be manipulated into poison systems, or the population of a city instantly dies from mutants in the toilet.
This is exactly what should happen on Evony. And it does.
In real life, the weaker people often do have more motivation than the stronger people. On Evony, there's the fact that someone with higher honor will have higher wounded proportion.
This is exactly what should happen on Evony. And it does.
You assume way too much in the beginning of the thread. Do us all a favor and play some more Evony before deciding you are omniscient.
The ways of Evony are complicated and not for mortals to comprehend.
[EDIT]: This thread would have received the Prestigious Medal of EPIC FAILAGE, except I already gave it to two other threads. Sorry. :(
Wake up Annomander, this is EVONY, not YoVille
Lol.
I've been playing for 2 weeks and I've been doing fine.
P.S. since when is life fair?
You triple-posted, darknight. Ever heard of the EDIT button?