*In annoying secretary voice* 9-1-1 state your emergency.
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*In annoying secretary voice* 9-1-1 state your emergency.
:eek:(gasps) I saw very disturbing pictures....(choking)...Evil SANTAS!!!!!:eek:
What? I'll sue you....(dies)
A Bystander--Never EVER EVER go check a photo of Santa...it could kill you. You are likely to die from ESS (Evil Santa Syndrome). If you see Santa on your roof, call us, we'll handle it!
So Pieman, your dad's Santa??? Get him!
(Angry Mob Charges)
Hey, how am I still alive? (me)
Oh, fine, I'll kill you! (bystander)
I didn't want to die, I was shocked! (me [dies...again for the 3rd...or 4th time...I think...oh for crying out loud, I died!])