LOL, so...are you the Santa....hmm....? :o
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LOL, so...are you the Santa....hmm....? :o
santa is a great guy to whom i volunteer precious hours, sitting pretty making sure he gets his stuff done......
dont diss the guy in the red suit........(i look sweet in red)
Prelly, Santa is evil if he even exist or not, all the evidence pionts that way, he's evil and tries to do good , thus he is evil and a fail!
Well, at least we know the reason that the world is going to end in December in 2012. Obviously, Santa Claus is going to contract a virus that, although it will not affect the fat man himself due to his particularly magical disposition, will infect every present given out and turn them into zombies. This will infect the majority of the United States and all other primarily Christian countries; seeing as a zombie virus takes a few days to begin to show symptoms, it will begin to infect other countries immediately due to the high amount of travel during the Christmas season.
There is only one solution: NUCULARIZE THE NORTH POLE.
Silly Trodger. Did you not pay attention to the date the world ends? It is not on Christmas, or even Christmas Eve. It is the day before my birthday, and it will occur because I have decided I no longer wish to get older....and I'm taking you all with me!
Yeah right! I'll use my Indiana Jones toy whip!
*The whip breaks*
I'm going with her, right?
Yea Santa is evil, how do you think Rudolf has a bloody nose every day.
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Originally Posted by lord ken deathmarr
You know, that still doesn't explain the zombie Santas. And the idea that anyone could predict the exact date of the apocalypse is arrogant towards any god that may exist. Although, there was one couplet passed down through my family...never really got the meaining until now...Quote:
Originally Posted by FoxyBunny
And when the end doth start at first
The fox and the rabbit shall be the worst
:eek:Zombie Santas? Armageddon!!!! I guess we'll have the very first real-life Resident Evil game!!!!:(