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Dear Santa,
Alright pal... heres the deal
If you put a new mountain bike under the tree
i might just give you the antidote to that poisoned milk your drinking
Love,
Pieman
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no, he is a wannabe ninjaQuote:
Originally Posted by armbarchris
what about the canadian mounties? he lives in northern canda!Quote:
Originally Posted by FoxyBunny
I can prove it too, his zip code is h0h 0h0
Santa is like the mafia... If I don't pay my share for my laptop (which I'm getting for Christmas) Santa is going to rough me up say my parents...
I never meet santa.
Didn't have a chimney so that was ruined :(
im a bad dirty boy so Santa didn't visit me
'AWOOGA! AWOOGA!
DeSalvionjr Double-Posted!
AWOOGA! AWOOGA!'
Wait, did I REALLY just do that? Meh.
I was forced to kill Santa after he threatened me with his sack of bombs.
Yes! Bombs, children, BOMBS! Not presents!
uhhhh, who repped me for that post? You tell me to rep you back but you didnt leave a name... i have no clue who you are xD
(Plus, whoever you are, you're a gray... i didnt get anything)
Haha I hate when people do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pieman
Well "santa" will not make it to the new years thanks to me.
Yes "Santa" is really a one guy who trains a BUNCH of others to be future santas. So in case there is an "accident" , like the one that will happen at exactly 10:32 pm, there will be more "santas". O and btw, you may also be wondering who those "santas-in-training" are? Your local mall Santa.
So that's how "Santa" can go to everywhere at the same time! "Mall Santas"! How could I have not thought of that? :rolleyes: Guess we have the answer with the "How-Can-Santa-Get-Around-The-World-On-Midnight-And-Deliver-All-The-Presents?" Case closed.Quote:
Originally Posted by jiah
P.S to Skeptics:
Santa isn't one, but tons of people who dress in suits and called "Santas"! :D
Yet more proof that Santa is evil.......................
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o.../EvilSanta.jpg
Oh god that's so funny!!!
:D Nothing like some serious humor.
But I convinced my dad to sue him for vandalism.
First, his reindeer pooped all over the roof, and then when Santa stepped onto the roof, his impressive weight made him fall through it and not only did he put a hole in the roof but also in the floor as well.
After that, he destructively widened all the doorposts trying to get out before my dad got a shot off him.
If it were not for his bullet-proof armor and rocket shoes, he would not have made it out of hostile Texas alive.
My old high school social studies teacher spent every December 23rd explaining to his classes why Santa Claus is the Antichrist. HE is incredibly persuasive.
December 23rd is my Dads birthday! That's tomorrow!
now that's funny.
Could YOUR dad be the real Santa?
The world may never know...
My Dads to skinny and bald to be Santa
http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/q...owxc08_web.jpgspacespacehttp://www.guzer.com/pictures/surprise_from_santa.jpgspacespacehttp://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/naughty_santa.jpg
http://haleyo12.files.wordpress.com/...runk_santa.jpgspacespacehttp://www.bloggerheads.com/images/satan_claus.jpgspacespacehttp://www.vistax64.com/attachments/...-bad_santa.jpg
OMG thats scarey.
Those photos might make me....faint.....:(
--Collaspes to the Ground--
Someone call the ambulance, a guy just saw some evil Santa photos!:eek:
Okay if you say soQuote:
Originally Posted by Justin Vuong
--Calls 911--
*In annoying secretary voice* 9-1-1 state your emergency.
:eek:(gasps) I saw very disturbing pictures....(choking)...Evil SANTAS!!!!!:eek:
A guy just..........Wait a min. Forget him This is a waste of timeQuote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
What? I'll sue you....(dies)
A Bystander--Never EVER EVER go check a photo of Santa...it could kill you. You are likely to die from ESS (Evil Santa Syndrome). If you see Santa on your roof, call us, we'll handle it!
I made a ESS vaccine but your dead here is Relive the dead medicationQuote:
Originally Posted by Justin Vuong
I am alive! Thanks! You saved my---Sees more Evil Santa Photos--Quote:
Originally Posted by nice356
(Collaspes once more)
Destroys evil santa photos and reverses timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Justin Vuong
Lol Woody, the 24th is MY dads birthday xDQuote:
Originally Posted by woody513
So Pieman, your dad's Santa??? Get him!
(Angry Mob Charges)
Hey, how am I still alive? (me)
Oh, fine, I'll kill you! (bystander)
I didn't want to die, I was shocked! (me [dies...again for the 3rd...or 4th time...I think...oh for crying out loud, I died!])
Is your dad... Ruyuk?!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pieman
I think he is...(peering quitely as I resurrect again somehow.) Get him...and look away from the cursed pictures!
I say we get his dad and banish the EVIL SANTA!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
That would be cool :D
Indeed, we will do it today...before the Santas attack!
I hate the two people who have been trampling this thread with their stupidity.
I despise the way you butt in to people's stupidity and imagination. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonhero
Hey I just posted one comment ,but ya he is stupid.
Santa is also evil for scary poor inecent children and bribing them.
There's a couple of Futurama episodes that show santa for the All Destroying Evil Robot he really is.
Santa has spellcheck.Quote:
Originally Posted by jiah
^Pwned!!!!!!!
Alright children. Behave yourselves. Don't end up on my "Bad" list...