LOL, so...are you the Santa....hmm....? :o
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LOL, so...are you the Santa....hmm....? :o
santa is a great guy to whom i volunteer precious hours, sitting pretty making sure he gets his stuff done......
dont diss the guy in the red suit........(i look sweet in red)
Prelly, Santa is evil if he even exist or not, all the evidence pionts that way, he's evil and tries to do good , thus he is evil and a fail!
Well, at least we know the reason that the world is going to end in December in 2012. Obviously, Santa Claus is going to contract a virus that, although it will not affect the fat man himself due to his particularly magical disposition, will infect every present given out and turn them into zombies. This will infect the majority of the United States and all other primarily Christian countries; seeing as a zombie virus takes a few days to begin to show symptoms, it will begin to infect other countries immediately due to the high amount of travel during the Christmas season.
There is only one solution: NUCULARIZE THE NORTH POLE.
Silly Trodger. Did you not pay attention to the date the world ends? It is not on Christmas, or even Christmas Eve. It is the day before my birthday, and it will occur because I have decided I no longer wish to get older....and I'm taking you all with me!
Yeah right! I'll use my Indiana Jones toy whip!
*The whip breaks*
I'm going with her, right?
Yea Santa is evil, how do you think Rudolf has a bloody nose every day.
rofllllllllllllllQuote:
Originally Posted by lord ken deathmarr
You know, that still doesn't explain the zombie Santas. And the idea that anyone could predict the exact date of the apocalypse is arrogant towards any god that may exist. Although, there was one couplet passed down through my family...never really got the meaining until now...Quote:
Originally Posted by FoxyBunny
And when the end doth start at first
The fox and the rabbit shall be the worst
:eek:Zombie Santas? Armageddon!!!! I guess we'll have the very first real-life Resident Evil game!!!!:(
Santa isn't evil, he brought me presents!
Oooo....perhaps there is ONE Santa that is good....but ther rest.....they are pure evil!
Santa isn't evil, he's just a very naughty boy.
http://physicsgeek.mu.nu/archives/santa%20belly105.jpg
ROFL yes he is.
I must agree the lil man labour need to be raise as a concern! They have rights too. And lol Rodri
A very funny amusing thread by the way. But for all of those that might understand what I am saying, you know why in England, I believe or some parts of the world he is call Saint Nicholas? That is why we have a Santa Clause. Just thought I should say that. Oh and merry Christmas.
*in feedal position* Barny go bye bye O.o........ im so scared..........Quote:
Originally Posted by xJohn
I would like quote you and say, that barney came after Santa so it would be the other way around.Quote:
Originally Posted by xJohn
Saint Nicholas was in fact a real person (not actually a Saint though, just good natured. Calling him a Saint was an attempt to more deeply root Christmas towards Christianity when they chose the icon.), and he gave presents out to ALL children (handmade by HIMSELF) who couldn't afford it within his town.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Solomon
A toymaker who had no disposition towards naughty or nice children. And I do believe he left them on the doorstep, as opposed to breaking in.
*Ties up Demon*
*Super glues santa hat to his head*
*Puts bells on his shoes*
*whips out mistletoe*
He was a shoe maker, and he would also leave money for the poor. Although Santa Claus is based on him the image we have of Santa Claus is based on the Holly King.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonhero
Yes you do that....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley39
Santa is a inspiration if you have not noticed..
And even though he MAY not REALLY exist, it keep little kids happy:)
And when we were small...i dunno if we believed it but still :D
Sorry for being a religious illiterate, but what is a holly king?Quote:
Originally Posted by abracax
The Holly King and the Oak King control the year. Each is in charge of half the calendar.
Holly is in charge of winter, and Oak is in charge of summer. Control changes hands at the midsummer and midwinter days.
Ah k, Ty Rota.
Hmm...what is christmas without santa? <-----(dont ANSWER that, just thinkin out LOUD)
that is my point over time things change and things evolve and now we have Santa ClauseQuote:
Originally Posted by Demonhero
That is true...wait....why are we talking about Santa's idenity when we are talking about one good Santa and evil clones???:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Solomon
because the good one is from the other guy I was talking about.
:confused:Well, where's the clones? Hmmmm......nah, I'm joking, go on....if you insist.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Solomon
mall Santas.
They are the ones.
They are the evil clones of the most evil Santa of all...
Santa Apocalypse continues on even after Christmas...New Year's is gonna be crashed by evil Santas...and the good Santa can't help, but watch from a distance. :(
I dont think i trolled this thread yet...
http://gatsome.com/images/obvioustroll.jpg
Oh great, now there's TROLLS????? Evil Santas and obvious trolls???? It's the end! D:
.......why?Quote:
Originally Posted by criplockin
The picture kinda answers this question...Quote:
Originally Posted by raynetwilight
-smacks with Troll Hammer-Quote:
Originally Posted by criplockin
Luckily, your a funny troll so it won't kill you.
LOL, we still have some Mall Santas to worry about. D:
Hey!!!! That's my conspirocie theory!!!!
The true Santa conspiracy is about brain washing children into believing that an authority figure breaking in to your house and watching you day and night is normal.
That just makes it easier for Big Brother to do it to us when we're adults. o_O