giving game

I shoot my lazors at you LOL

Turns to an *******.

I give you a key to me :D

Lost the key

Gives n1 a pie

gives pieman a cake/lie

i give you the dragon you always wanted but it has rabies

Dragons are immune to all forms of non-magical disease.

I give two midgets, a dwarf, and a bag of cocaine to the local Off-topic gladatorial colliseum. In the process, I also give one of the most entertaining matches in history to said colliseum.

I give you your joemanf back.

I give you a chocolate Santa