That might make you an expert at Evony, but a newb in real life?? lol
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when you put the / after the name to whisper someone and share private information with the whole world chat. ha
i.e.
yourface/ i think so and so isn't such a good blah blah.
When you build cav before ballistas and wonder why you keep getting owned...
When you build Trebushets before people are attacking with 50k balistas.
When you complain about people spending money for an "unfair advantage" when their money pays for you to play.
When you cry and complain that the #1 alliance picks on your alliance... No duh its because we want you gone because you wont stop complaining.
When you spam the world chat telling everyone your intimate desires...
When your a spy in an alliance and you give yourself away by sending whispers to the wrong person(ya i know who you are...)
When you start on a new server and ask the person beside you in the red alliance to take it easy on you, your new...
You know your a noob when you apply to an alliance you are 100k prestige short off, and try and convince them your from "Server 5"
a lot of people on server 127 asked this
when you have 20 mil prestige and dont know how to build a wall
when you defeat a person with 2mil prestige and ask the newbie next to you "have mercy"
when you think 1000 traps is good to defend a city
when you go over on food and you see numbers in the red but production is 3k and you get worried
when you think 10k resources of each is good for the game
when your #1 honor person on a server and you lose it all to a person with 400 prestige
when you put a title on a comment
i could think of more
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happened today :( :rofl: its sad and funny at the same time
OMG!!! EPIC NECRO!!!!!!!
I really have to plus rep this poster.
your a noob when you ask do you have to put archers in your archer tower
when you ask how to activate valleys you have because they still say "idle".
Keep...... Pushing it to the front..... Page,...... Very hard working.