...you look at an L10 NPC, and wonder if ten workers would take it.
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...you look at an L10 NPC, and wonder if ten workers would take it.
You know you are a noob when you go in graphic and technical detail on how exactly you captured a level 2 swamp.
You lose to a lvl 1 anything!
lol i totally lost to a level 1 desert once :) i hit attack instead of scout.
you know you are a noob when you ask WC how to declare war against an enemy, and the enemy is ranked in the top 10.
it happened on my server yesterday, it was hilarious :D
If you leave your gates closed and your embassy reinforcement unchecked, get wiped and ask why nobody reinforced you when you log back in.
When you scout a lvl 1 npc and go "WOW! 1000 traps!"
When you are in BP and say you will only join a top 10 alliance.
When you offer to be a spy in WC
When you burn all your resources building everything BUT resources and have to wait for 100/hr
When you constantly claim to be out of resources and mooch off your alliance while selling everything on the market and are surprised when they get sick of it, boot you and stomp you into nothingness.
When the above person tries to hide from said stomping by joining a friendly alliance.
When the above person gets booted from said friendly alliance and tries to hide from said stomping by joining an enemy alliance.
Yup. I took part in the stomping and the diplomacy of getting him booted from a friendly for stomping. Obviously the enemy alliance didn't matter :P
You know your a Noob when Someone says why did you attack me, and all you did was scout them lol
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Money talks, but all mine EVER says is GOODBYE!
you know your a noob when a guy with 15k prestige says "he's an easy target"
when som1 in your alliance is under attack and you send a mail to the person attacking them saying recall or i'm gonna kill you
when above person wonders why that alliance and all their sister alliances declare war on your alliance
when you give your coords and ask for resorses on WC
when you think that a 30 attack hero is friggen awsome
when you attack som1 once, loose, and send them an email saying i whooped you bad
when you think that 50 noobs can take down a guy with 2 mill prestige and order all of them to attack them (those are the kind of idiots in wild on server 84)
when the above person is suprised when everyone looses their entire army(that guy is inactive, srry you can't farm him, lol)
when you have 8 citys, your surrounded by an enemy alliance that takes 2 a day, and you don't do a :modedit:ing thing! (that guy is active, nordassil or something like that. he teleported out when he had 1 city left, lol)
when you think that this smiley looks cool :rofl:
when you just lost a city and you brag about how awsome your alliance is on world chat
when you have an argument with som1, they let you scout them, and you hyperventilate soon after
when you send 12 ballistas to take a valley
when you attack som1 an hour away just to see if they're active
when you're loosing all your citys and you recieve a whisper saying "you better lube up for this :modedit: (butt) :modedit:ing
when the above person copies the idea, sends the whisper to somone soon after recovering, and looses all their citys again
when you create an alliance and your still in BP
when som1 attacks you, you join their alliance the next day, and you say ":modedit: you all, you :modedit:!" and then quit the alliance
when you think that the lord name means your real name
when you attack som1 because they like a different sports team than you
when som1 is attacking you, you tell them your a :modedit:star who has :modedit:with 100 guys a day, and you ask if they'd like to "meet" you
when you ask what lol means
when you keep teleporting around because people are attacking you and you "feel like a prisoner"
when som1 in your alliance says they're hawiian and you start making comments about how hot hawiian chicks are(i'd name names but they'd be :modedit:ed)
suprisingly, that went over pretty well considering she's the vice host
when you tell your alliance you a hot 18-year old single chick and ask for some resorses
and the crown jewl...
when you see a person with high prestige and make fun of them for being a choob
most of those are very true. all i can say is that you should have been there(except the 50 noobs vs. the 2 mill prestige guy. he banned evry1 who didn't take part in the attack. it was pretty funny afterwards though hearing evry1 complain that they lost 1k troops, lmao)
I have to admit Acro- I do all those things even after playing for 10 months. Makes me feel special.
You know you are a noob when you come onto the forum sections and starts boasting because they now have 20 quarries in their main city.