When I was a noob i built loads of warehouses thinking they determined storage and wall defences usually consisted of traps,
But really with evony developing all the time and changing then i guess we are all noobs...
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When I was a noob i built loads of warehouses thinking they determined storage and wall defences usually consisted of traps,
But really with evony developing all the time and changing then i guess we are all noobs...
When I grow up I want to not be a noob anymore...
I dont want to attack lvl 9 npcs with 20k ballistas and no trans.
I dont want to attack players with worker waves - heheheehe
And I definately dont want to scout with camp time so that the scout hits after my attack!!!!
But hey, if i stopped doing that, there would be nothing to laugh about.
Does it say anywhere that you have to be grown up by 30?
*Hero loyalty? I dunno, it dropped, they would run away. I remember sending them out, knowing they wouldnt come home. :duh:
*100k archers, to everyone, anytime, anywhere. Just 100k archers.
*Using my only script on a farm. (I still have this city, as a remembrance of my noobness. And while its been remodeled, it still has that 10 farm)
*Upgrading walls as fast as I could, despite the fact that they had no defenses.
*Thinking 14miles away from an enemy was PLENTY of distance and he'd never see me.
When I was a bit more of a noob than i am now, I remember....
Taking over an npc and upgrading the TH to lvl10, believing that when you abandoned the npc would then be a lvl10.
Asking, why it wont let me take this guys city?? it just keeps saying "have mercy my lord"
Being scared to click remove when changing mayor, because surely that would release your hero for good. Also the dismiss button when someone was reinforcing because It might just kill all their troops
Finding the split production to all barracks box :)
When i was a noob, i
1 Thought 4 barracks were enough
2 20k of every troop up to archers would protect me
3 Rolling logs were the best defense
4 Didn't know why I needed a mayor
5 Thought npc's would attack me if i lost trying to attack them
6 Thought ballistas were useless
7 Tried to always be making food, so i got rid of most of my sawmills, and mines
8 Wondered why people had to have so many troops
9 Didn't care to farm for medals
10 Expected my alliance to always protect me
And despite all that, i never got colonized :)
When I was a noob so was everyone else . I had 400k archers and I owned with horrible waves with no layers and literally recruited everyone within a 30 mile radius into my alliance! Ihave no idea how I did it either bc i Sukked.
O! And my attack hero. Levelling him on fives and i was uber excited when he hit 200attack!
Once upon a time there was a server 070 before it got mixed into a Super Server. There was a noob call Ss_Warfn or Ss_Waffn or something really similar at first he had 1 barrack, and 6 cottages and about 13 ware houses lol... I thought they were really great back them.
Another noob story is once upon a time there was a noob on server 070 with +1mill prestige and +100k archers, and full wall fortifications. He was really proud of himself sice that was his best server and in the end it got F_C_ING banned for having an illegal name, he was so bitter that in the end he quit evony for a year or two since none of the evony people he mailed responded to him.
OMG when I was a noob. I joined this really freaky alliance. For one, they wanted all my personal info. And they were all as ruthless as :devil:. I was creeped out, so I left. I joined up with another, really weak alliance, and that alliance, they totally :flame:ed us. Then I started a new account on a new server..... and there they were. Or what was left. When Beginners protection went off, I went in and mopped up the pieces without so much as a casualty on my men
when i was a noob i thought the game had a cheat
lol When a game provides cheats, its not cheating. Like the red bricks in lego star wars. Those aren't cheats. They're built into the game. However, if you use an action replay to get all the red bricks, that IS cheating. Understand?