When you camp attack someone for a fewdays
find out you cant telport or truce when they come kill you cuz your army is out for 24 more hours.
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When you camp attack someone for a fewdays
find out you cant telport or truce when they come kill you cuz your army is out for 24 more hours.
when u try to use your only adv.teleport to teleport to another sever ...
(did that when i first started out hehehe)
when you worry more about your troops than your chores,homework, job and social life.
When you send Cataphracts at a city with abatis/traps and ask why they all got poo'ed on.
...If you ask for a whisper lesson. seriously, it gives you one every freakin time you log in!!!
You reinforce valley, because you think that how you turn them into farmer.
http://koti.mbnet.fi/tibe9mm/Troll_fail.jpg
That reminded me of...
Read the line below.
Read the line above.
when you use game coins to buy lumber instead of making saw mills - yea i did this :(
hahah thats a funny one.
When your power is just by paying money, not by playing, you'll always remain a noob, so you are a noob if you play that way.
You know your a newb when you don't know the difference between the word your and the contraction you're.
when someone types Cheat:Lumber:100000 in world chat and you type it in too to see if it works
You take over a desert, and wonder why you can't build on that "flat".
You know you're a noob when you try the Alt +F4 "cheat"...
(go on and try it; you know you want to know what it will get you :D)
You know you're a n00b when all your forum posts get the same reply.
http://skepticalteacher.files.wordpr...8/facepalm.jpg
You know you are a noob when you when you are go into help and questions to post your battle report.
you know you are a know when you think jar-jar comes with pickles-pickles.
You know you're a n00b when you believe inferus will own a server
You know your a noob when you want to own a server. Where would all the fun be then? Who would you war with?
you know your a noob when you try to whisper and misspell there name.and it ends up in world chat like this( /blank hey i will be attacking cords 123456 in 30 mins )
when you get in an argument on World Chat.
when you ask "wheres the hot girls"
when you build the TH up to 5 before abandoning it... so it will become a lvl 5 npc.
When you email the biggest guy near you and say, "Hey all these NPC cities are taking over... wanna join my alliance to help us take them out?"
When you scout the host of the top ranking alliance and mail him b4 the scouts hit and ask him to close his gates because your trying to win a bet of who can get a scout report
when you kept wishpering hi mike
when you say do you get to fight each other in this game?
When you have 14 cottages, 4 warehouses, and 2 barracks in your city.
when you say how do you get the amulet?
You base your alliance in south march...
when you're worried about either your food or gold being red.