when you send hate mail to the guy that keeps attacking you hopeing that will make him stop.
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when you send hate mail to the guy that keeps attacking you hopeing that will make him stop.
you know you guys are a noob when you post on this thread, notice that it's in general discussion instead of off topic? ^_^
I'm excluded, look at my evony card to see why ^_^
Sorry mate...but that is a....
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I did it to Hit when he said that so I had to do it to you. :p.
It's about the game, so how is it Off-Topic? General Discussion is fine for this.
You know your a noob when you ask What is a noob??
what is it anyway? seriously?
Noobs are easily identified by the Power Rangers in their signature. ;)
lol funny foxy bunny
when you say hey how do i conquer a valley?
you read the pages of this thread and laugh off the reasons you would know your a noob, in the back of your mind knowing you did half the things listed.
When you used your free mich's script on your academy.
You know you're a n00b when you win a mech battalion on the wheel and open it up, on day 2.
when you think the a mich script means you can build above level 10
when you ask where the forge is located in world chat
...when you conquer someone's city and then abandon it with all your troops still inside
U spend your coins spinning the wheel and when its time for the buy item quest u no longer have any coins.
(****es me off i have the buy item quest on my quests still)
When you come onto the forums and ask for free cents.
When you look at this thread and realize you were about READY to do half or more of what's been listed. :)
you know your a noob when you havent played evony for long enough and have nothing else to say in this thread
When you think honor is worthless...
Really, honor is not worthless, many top players have a great deal of honor, when you have high honor the only problem is that less troops will be healed, but it means you had a better strategy in the battles, so tat person can remove this from his signature.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
When you think honor has meaning. The only reason on my server people have honor is because theyve either been scoutbombed or cavsplatted. most of the top ranking players actually have no honor.
That might be true on your server, but on mine honor means being strong. Not always, but usually.
I almost forgot to say something new, when you just build workers.:p
when you send a wave of just archers with no layering
-you leave your embassy unchecked
You'll see food production is red, and then you'll abandon all your valleys and will just conquer swamps and lakes, and after that you'll build farms instead of all resource fields.
One noob did this, and still doing it with valleys, thanks God he didn't build farms instead of anything else in his resource fields.:D
when you attack an npc10 for resources and dont scout for a hero first.
When you decide to attack NPC 10's thinking this way:
5's need 500 ballista.
So 10's will need, umm... I guess 1000, no there might be huge losses, umm... 2000 is better I guess. Dammit, I dunno, lemme send all I have, 4K should probably have no losses.
And then you'll wait for it to hit...:rolleyes::rolleyes:
when you send ballistas on an attack against anything other than an npc5
-you think prestige means anything. someone with high prestige could have been just wiped out, and someone with lower prestige could have played smart and not lost any troops, so prestige doesnt really mean anything.
-you cluster your cities together. How are you gonna farm to support 7 cities all within 3 miles of each other?
You know your a noob when you know so much about noobs.
I must be a noob
and I know this because I think that people who have serious superiority complex's because they've spent more time building an imaginary kingdom than I have are totally stupid.
-When you ask for reinforcements, but have your gates closed