Ruin A Wish Game

Granted. They're now the spammies.

I wish money DID grow on trees.

granted, but that makes money worht money since it becomes easy to get.

I wish for luck.

Granted, but it's bad luck.

I wish for good luck (I'm so original :p)

granted, it's so good that you go to jail for winning everything.

I wish that the world was really flat.

Granted, but someone else wishes you had everything.

I wish I had a boat that didn't leak...

granted, but it sinks. (two different things.)

I wish that the sky wouldn't fall.

Granted it does not and you look the fool for wishing it wouldn't



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I wish I had one of those suburban extra fridges full of beer in my garage:D

granted, but before you can have one your garage explodes.

I wish that I had a personally computer.

Granted but it comes with windows 95





I wish I had A Bottle of GLenlevit

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish for a cake.