Ruin A Wish Game

granted, but now i cant afford to keep him and he died. honestly i really couldnt afford a pet right now.

wish i live in a house

Granted. Your house is made out of hopes and wishes so it protects you from nothing occuring now.

I wish I had an undead monkey.

i gave you one of those a few days ago... its still re-dies because i havent found any undead bananas.

i wish to go to bed, no i wish to stay up, no i wish i was in bed

all three granted, you lay there in bed but never go to sleep

wish i had a dodo bird

Granted but he's evil and eats your dog.

I wish I had an umbrella today

granted but you still get wet/burned cuz it has holes in it

wish i didnt have to go to work today

granted, but you forgot it waz ur day off C:

I wish I were Superman

granted, but you get locked in a room made of Kryptonite and die.

I wish for a flying cow.

Granted, but its wings were too weak and it falled on you

I wish I were a God!

Granted, but no one would believe you were one, only the science of what you created

I wish to be a Dancer.