Ruin A Wish Game

granted, but pieman died with it

I wish you weren't that mean :(

Too bad Pieman is gone. Granted, but then I change my mind and get really mad and throw a volcano on you.
I wish the next wisher would wish that cheese would fall from the sky! (That means if granted next person to post has to wish that!)

denied- im not wishing that

I wish that i just did not deny my first ever deniable wish

granted you instaid thought of a funny way to get out of it. but as your post is already posted and replied to the chance has pased

i wish for fish. i wave my hand with a big swish swish and wish for fish with my ish wish dish.

granted with no hidden effects, that rhyme just sealed the deal for me.

I wish for pigs to fly, and bricks to float (meh)

granted but the only flying pig landed on the only floting brick and that ends the duration of your wish, if you catch my drift

(thank you its not mine though)


i wish i had always taken care to streach my legs

granted you stretched your legs so much they became too strecthy.

i wish for a purple octopus.

granted, but its only purple so that it can blend in with the couch while it waits to eat you

i wish i knew what it is that i dont know and is keeping me awake

granted...the answer is....42!

I wish summer was here

granted if you live in texas
I wish I had 5 minutes of peace and quit today