Ruin A Wish Game

granted but fat nasty guys start sending nude pics to ur PM

i wish for a 30-pack of beer

granted but then it becomes a beer monster and drinks you.
I wish for a giant sandwich to fall on ALL mods!

granted, but they eat it, cos' they were starving.

I wish for some good DVDs to be in at the rental shop

granted, you got "the Ring", and after you watched it someone calls you

I wish for a song

granted but they're in the process of being checked out

I wish for rum screwdrivers

EDIT: dangit!!

Granted, but the mods take it. I wish for Pieland to explode!

granted- happy now o.0

I wish for a key chain

granted, but a bunch of mods are glued onto it and ban you.
I wish for cake to fall on all the mods!

granted but since they are full from eating that giant sandwich earlier, they just wait for it to turn into mush.

I wish for peppermints

granted, but when you eat them they turn into hot chili peppers!
I wish that I had 1,000@ not stolen not counterfeit!