Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but you got banned for spamming and lost them (1000x1000@)

I wish for A

granted- heres your A

I wish for a tropical fruit tree

granted, but then it falls on you.
I wish for giant sandwiches to fall on evony!

Granted, but superman comes and dies

I wish you didn't kill superman!

Granted, but then the space time continuum explodes!
I wish I got more pay!

granted, but you must wait til the world ends

I wish for the @ system to survive

granted but you find out you owe it all to the IRS

I wish for dinner

Granted, but it is roast puke and you had to eat it!
I wish the world would not end!

Granted, the world will never end! But you got executed by the government for playing with fire

I wish for a Jack

Granted, but it turns into a boy named Jack and runs away.
I wis for a big chocolate sandwich!