Ruin A Wish Game

granted they all are now


i wish that i could eat all these cookies

granted but now you can't fit through the door

I wish I was queen

graned Queen of the Dammed

i wish i had a green mini

granted but you get a mini skirt that you have to wear 24/7

i wish I could fly

granted you are now a misqueto


i wish you wouldnt bite me

Deined! *Bites imnothere*

I wish to see the sun again!

granted but it supernovas

I wish it would stop snowing

It has stopped...now there is hail the size of golfballs!

I wish i had more wishes

granted but you waste them wishing to know what to wish and wishing you hadnt wished that and wishing for more wishes

i wish i was an elaphant

granted but due to my faulty wand you became an elephant-eating whale

i wish to be a king