Ruin A Wish Game

Granted and it bites you. But instead of turning into a vampire you turn into another bat.

I wish for an undead monkey.

granted but your undead gorrlia doesnt see very well and is hughly attracted to you
O.O

i wish for a new ring

Granted but its to small for you to wear
I wish for two Undead Monkeys

Granted, but the monkeys eat you alive while Batman shakes his head in disappointment.

I wish Batman from the 1990s was back on TV.(The cartoon version)

granted, but it gets terrible ratings and gets cut next week.

I wish for a personal orchestra

granted but they dont know your theem song

i wish i knew what my theem song was

granted its- Le Chateau Ambulant (youtbed)

I wish for life to like le Chateau Ambulant

gratned but without what ever it is that makes them you tubable (srry too lazy to look up)

i wish i knew what i didnt know

Granted, your know brain dead in laying a hospital bed and are trapped in your own body until you die.

I wish for a better way to talk to people; without them thinking immediately that I am not as creepy as other people say I am.

granted you make up your own language and hire an intruprater to walk around with you and say things for you in a less creepy way then you mean. but then one day someone falls in love with you and wants to learn your langage which they do in secret and then they find out when they actualy talk to you that the sweet words they fell in love with wernte really what you were saying and they hate you forever and expose you for the lieing genoius that you are



i wish my wish was ruined that well sometimes.