Ruin A Wish Game

granted but it gives you the silent treatment constantly

I wish lived in a better part of town

granted but you were robbed by your neighbours the day you moved in..

i wish i had a better room

granted, but it's a crowded bathroom.

I wish that bowl hadnt broken

Granted but it breaks again.

I wish I knew where King Albion got his pictures...

granted but you forgot once i told you

i wish i had 294723587235435 archers

Granted but they starve and leave you.

I wish Monday was weeks away.

granted but "today" stayed sunday so you had to go to church 4wks straight

I wish I had a Wii

Granted but you realize how much better the 360 is and die of regret.

I wish I had a bigger TV

granted but ur neighbors steal it

i wish i had the new HTC Touch Pro2 (phone)

Granted but now you want an LG cookie.

I wish I was rich.