Ruin A Wish Game

granted but you find out its a star-trek phaser and are completely disappointed



I wish I knew the secret to immortality :D

granted, but the price is higher then you want to pay right now

i wish i didnt have to keep it from you.

granted, but you exploded in a wave of fairies before you could let him have it.

I wish that I can have a life time supply of fairies

granted but they are at my command since you launched them at me and i tamed them.


i wish i knew what to command the faeries to do

granted, but they all run away before you can tell them.

I wish for time.

Granted, ................................ how many seconds was that now?

I wish for sharks with freaken lazer beams attached to their heads.

Granted that would be awesome.

I wish for more itunes credit.

Granted but I steal them and use them for myself.

I wish for a bowling ball full of whisky.

granted, but you can't get the whiskey out.

I wish for supa powahs fo all eternities!

Granted but your powers dont work in infinity and eternity ends in the distant upwhen leaving you with nothing.


I wish I had free cable