Ruin A Wish Game

granted, but it's not a very long one

I wish for more cake!

Granted, it falls on your head, making you forget you wanted it.

I wish cake didn't exist....O.o

Was that even a wish? Because it's a lie!!!


I wish that people stopped believing lies...

granted they do and its a good thing they do cuz the cake is a lie!





I wish i had a keg of scotch in my closet:devil:

granted, but it's on rocks

I wish for lamp

granted and its on fire

i wish i knew when the leaves appeared on my tree

granted, but by knowing you end up making it so that they never appear again.

I wish that people would come back to the forums, some of them.

Granted but EVERYONE comes back

I wish to make eye contact with my girl friend.

Granted but your eyes fall out.

I wish for a glass slipper.

granted, but it doesn't fit and breaks instead and cuts up your foot badly.

I wish that I could travel through time.