Ruin A Wish Game

granted but it spontaneously combusted when you turn it on.

I wish for a game.

^Granted, but you end up as the victim in all of the Saw movies--and it becomes real to you...

I wish for a genie.

Granted, but he's already been freed so he cannont grant you any wishes.

I wish for an undead monkey.

^Granted, but it brutally kills you and rips out your internal organs while you are still alive.

I wish for King Solomon's soul...

Granted. No side effects.

I wish to be like the Joker

^Granted, but you get killed just as violently as he does.

I wish for your soul as well.

granted, but since i have no soul you have no soul to collect.

I wish to time travel.

granted. i made your new bike out of clock parts

i wish for candy

Granted, but damn you just can resist eating all the sour ones all at once, and end up with a very hurting tongue.

I wish for the waiting time for posts on the forums to be less.

granted, but with the less time you post more and more and the forum gets full of spam and is closed.

I wish I could time travel.