Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but you must first buy a dodgy looking time machine off ebay, for a ridiculous price.

I wish no one would give me a hard time.

granted we give you a firm one ;)

i wish i knew what i was doing all the time

Granted you do but then you realize the fallacy of knowledge for the sake of knowledge alone and under the crushing wait of this realization you remove your frontal lobes... Ehh Frontal lobes are over rated anyway right...








I wish I haz a cheeze burgers with deh krispy gold thingy's

granted but i know what those are and trust me you dont.....


i wish my funny posts wouldnt get lost at the bottom of a page

Granted, but only in my mind.

I wish for someone to tell me how to focus really hard.

granted picture a magnifying glass in your mind. now tilt it. little more. little more. *what your trying to focus on burst into flames* there you go.


i wish i knew if i could eat the cookies or not

Granted you find out there all poisonous, but they look so nice, you can't help but trying one.

I wish for a nice long sleep tonight.

granted i made you this special tonic that will have you sleeping like the dead. except that you will wake in the morning and the dead usually dont

i wish you trusted me

Granted *takes the special tonic* ..... I don't think it's wor- *drops asleep*

I zzzzz wish zzzzzzz to have zzzzzzzz sweet zzzzzz dreams.

granted the elfs and faeries dance on your head all night long giving you very sweet dreams but a slightly mashed face and mad headache when you wake up.


i wish there was a better way to guarantee sweet dreams.