Ruin A Wish Game

Granted. You are. Myspace is hacked and is infected your computer with a virus that hax0rs your computer and finds out what pr0n you watch.

I wish I was over the rainbow.

Granted, Then some little green(Leprechauns) guys find you and but! r@pe you, you get (Kool)Aids and die.

I wish that I was Ironman.

Granted, you become a man made out of iron

I wish the forums weren't so dead

Granted. I dies altogether.

I wish I had mad karate skills.

Granted, but you get into a gun fight and your mad wicked karate skillz are of no help to you. You get killed.

I wish I wish I had a fish

Granted. The fish is actually a mutant ninja spy and it kills you.

I wish.. I had more wishes!

granted and you use them to fill a bucket with popcorn for your movie. one piece at a time.

i wish my hot chocolate didnt get cold so fast

Granted, it stays scalding hot forever.

I wish I could cook at night without waking people up

granted the guy you met at the gym last week lets you cook on his smokin hot abbs. but ppl think you are weird when they find out.

i wish i had that kind of cook wear laying around

Granted it is laying on your couch, screaming at you; "get ma' dand' dinners ready".

I wish I was an oblong.