Ruin A Wish Game

granted your an oblong food item about to be devoured by some inattentive diner.

i wish i was pocket sized for an hr.

Granted, say hello to my assorted fluff, coins, wallet, hankey, dirt and iPod.

I wish my story was done.

granted but the ending is too sad and you want to write a sequel


i wish i could play your ipod in here.

Granted, but you have a hard time choosing songs as, well the iPod is bigger then you.

I wish someone could see this.

granted everyone who can does. but we dont tell you so you dont know


i wish for something tasty to lick or nibble

...
Granted here is a cookie ice cream.

I wish for I could think on my feet.

granted but your sitting


i wish for more funness

Granted it's in your hair, milk,bed and dog.

I wish for my internet to speed up.

granted by one bite

i wish my fingers could spell better

Granted but your eyes need fixing up as you are too used to red lines.

i wish I knew what these bookmarks were; del.icio.is and StumbleUpon.