Ruin A Wish Game

granted, but they post-spam and get banned.

I wish for moderator status.

Granted but you go Loco and kill off topic.

I wish there were more mods.

Granted, but everyone becomes a mod, and the forum implodes.

I wish for silence.

Denied.

I wish more people would share my opinion.

Granted, But the world crashes.

I wish for the answer to a time paradox.

Granted, but now the world is in chaos.

I wish for a pony.

granted, but it is lame

I wish for a wishing star to make a wish about a wishing well

Granted you get your wishing star to make a wishing well, but the well only gives out rotten cheese in responce to any wish given to be granted by it.

I wish for 2 pounds of yellow modelling clay.

^ granted, but the clay is filled with sand and is no good

I wish that I could fly to the moon in my mothers car that blew up a few months ago

you fly to the moon in your mothers blewed up car but seeing as it blewed up, it has jagged pieces of metal and cuts holes in your spacesuit. so you are sucked out of the suit into the vacuum of space and die horribly before you reach the moon.

I wish for an un corrupted wish that gets corrupted by a horribly corrupted hari krishna