Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but your wish is taken literally, and your life flies past you in an instant.

I wish for a rep. Nobody had better rep me for this. lol

Granted, but it's - rep. In fact, it takes away all of your green rep and turn it into red.

I wish to remember what I wanted to wish for.

granted you remember it just as you get a ban.

I wish for a phone.

Granted, but the phone doesn't work.

I wish for a working Droid phone.

granted the Droid works but hates you and leave you.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish for a bionic horse. Yeah, I dunno. Inspired by Solomon's sig, I guess. lol

Granted but you can't ride it because it kills you.

I wish for a new lamp.

Granted but u bought a tanning lamp and burned ur skin.
I wish i could get my favorite dog heres a picture

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/...uppy-13138.jpg

Granted but having the dog isn't what you thought it would be and you hate having it.

I wish for my head to stop hurting.

Granted, you take 2 Excedrin and die. Your head no longer hurts now.

I wish I had a job.