Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the head for perverting his spelling.

I wish I was as cool as Chuck Norris.

Granted but the coolness was too much for u to handle and u die.

I wish I could party everyday.

Granted, but then you're also hung over every day.

I wish someone would look at my writings...

Granted, just not finished yet.

I wish Bree would appreciate me.

Granted, but I barely even appreciate myself, so there's not much left for you.

I wish someone wouldn't ruin this wish.

Granted but ah hmmm u broke the game.
I wish bree wouldnt have broken the game.

Granted, but then you have to ruin my wish. Which you can't do. So the game is broken. So I didn't grant your wish. So to grant it, you ruin my wish. But you can't...

I wish I didn't just blow up my own head with a paradox...

Granted, but now we have to deal with you still being alive...

I wish Bree was still alive.

Granted, but now I can annoy you some more.

I wish my cat would stop trying to step on the keyboard.

Granted instead he's trying to kill the mouse which he thought a real mouse

I wish im the ugliest person in the www, whole wide world