Granted but it turns out it is a whomping willow and crushes u.
I wish someone granted my wish of becoming way more cool than Chuck Norris
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Granted but it turns out it is a whomping willow and crushes u.
I wish someone granted my wish of becoming way more cool than Chuck Norris
Granted. You become more cool than Chuck Norris. You are now Bruce Lee.
Unfortunately, Bruce Lee is actually clinically depressed and has been hiding it from the world. He was able to stand it, but you have a completely different personality than Bruce Lee. The depression crushes you to the ground and forces you to commit suicide. The world mourns Bruce Lee. At least some people do.
I wish the people outside would stop staring at me.
Granted but now u go on about life without ever being noticed.
I wish i had a real scythe
Granted, but for you to be able to use it, you become a peasant farmer.
I wish I knew why I still can't sleep...
Granted it is because u are here ruining my wishes, Thus u will never sleep.
I wish i could be the owner of a hookah bar
Granted. You are now a Personal Investment Management Professional. Some people prefer to refer to this proffession as a "Pimp." You have gained a hookah bar.
Your bar is successful for several years until one day, a gang of ruthless hooligans ransack the place looking for women and booze. They find both, and decide to take it by force. You don't put up much of a fight, but that doesn't matter to them. They tie you upside down and castrate you brutally, letting the blood run onto your face.
Several years later, you run into one of the people who ransacked your establishment. You ask him, "Dude, what the hell? Why'd you cut my nuts off?!"
He promptly replies, "I did it for teh lulz!" then pulls out a 9mm and ends your life right there on the street.
You have no funeral, because the rainstorm that night washes your body into a nearby river.
Congratulations.
I wish for a thick crust Chicago Style pizza with everything on it.
Granted, but when I give it to you you think I've done something to the pizza, because of the game. So you're afraid to eat it, believing it to be poisoned, or bad-tasting, or booby-trapped, and by the time I finally tell you that it's a perfectly tasty, ordinary pizza, it's moldy.
I wish there was a point.
Granted but it pokes u in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher
I wish people would rep me more.
Granted. You receive more negative rep than anyone on the forum.
I wish you would stop posting in red. It makes your posts look much more important than they actually are.
Granted, but u need to go see an eye doctor for color blindness because I post in Green O_o
I wish more people would join the forums.