Ruin A Wish Game

Katy perry cannot sing therefore this wish is futile i'd rather you look like her :P

Granted....

I wish you would grow up

granted but he is still the way he is



i wish i was bacon

Lol
I wish you would step of your ever so high horse :P but that won't happen so wish fail.... I wish your horse was the size of a shetland pony :P

Granted but the pony ran away

I wish I could kill ninjas :p

granted but it was your horse but i stole it




i wish i wasn't nude right now

Granted but you were to cheap to buy clothes

I wish I had a rifle

I wish that you farted and someone had a lighter lit near you butt, therefore burning your butt hairs, or you could just get waxed :P

granted but i wish you were so .......... weird

I wish youd change your sig picture.