Ruin A Wish Game

Granted but you had no chests to open...

I wish evony would give us keys for every chest we have for Xmas

Granted, they're empty.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

Granted - your boredom has been increased.

I wish I was Host of the #1 alliance.

Granted, everyone declares on your alliance, destroying it.

I wish I had more archers.

Granted but you were unable to feed them and they died..

I wish it wasnt raining

Granted, now it's hailing.

I wish I could farm lvl 10's with no losses.

Granted but your troops returned with no resources...

I wish I didnt have such an ugly hero

Granted your hero goes to Lv. 129292912 but all Attributes are spent on Intel

I wish I was able to figure out GIMP
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Granted but you deleted GIMP ...

I wish I was not so bored :(

granted but now you are bored after 5 minutes of nnot being bored