Ruin A Wish Game

granted...only because you made me laugh with that one :D

i wish i had a nice plate of medium rare steak, mildly mooing with a side caesar salad.

granted ....I wish it hadn't eaten your salad first.

denied, may the feta curdle in your stomach because you didn't ask first.

i wish i didn't have to go....

Wish Granted, your computer traps you in the internet for an eternity, and soon you go insane from the loneliness.

I wish thanksgiving would be celebrated better.

Granted! But you've just been deported.

I wish the person below me wouldn't ruin my wish.

Granted, but your next wish is as good as ruined!

I wish that I had an extra day to write this danged short story... Its getting on my nerves.

Granted but you have to write a 200 page book. By Friday.

I wish I had a million and 1 dollars in gold.

Granted, but it's melted gold and you fall into it and burn/suffocate/drown to death.

I wish someone hadn't stolen my car today... or ever....

granted...but your car is really a transformer in disguise and will return home to you shortly.

i wish i had a new car. :rolleyes:

Granted but it's a remake of the old original cars(help me!) and it's not allowed
On the roads anymore becuase it's to slow.


I wish people would
Make sense.