Ruin A Wish Game

granted but it overthrows you

I wish I was watching The Colbert Report

granted but due to time changes u get stuck with the daily show with John Stewert.
I wish trog would love my Green writing

granted he sent me to tell you its so fantastic that he passed out, dont worry though i saved him and now he thinks i'm the goddess of butterflys


i wish i knew what i wanted from the kitchen

granted but later you don't want it



i wish i was a farming king

Granted but your forgot what farming was...

I wish I had some hot chocolate

granted but it is not the kind of chocolate i would perfer ;)



i wish i had bacon

granted but its not dead yet so you have a 400lb pig sitting on your table looking malevolently at you.


i wish my morality thread was doing better

granted but it is only 0.0000000000000011% better




i wish i was king of the world

granted but just the 3rd worlds

i wish i had instant catapults

granted but it is a bran of grits





i wish i was 999999 feet tall