Ruin A Wish Game

granted, know you just have to read over 4957 books. Happy hunting!

I wish I could go ice skating

granted but you fall a lot and never skate.

I wish my project was done.

Granted, but it just burst into a puddle of water

I wish for a piece of lint

granted but you choke on it and die

I wish for several pencils

granted but it only comes in a pack of 100 and you need to sharpen them all

i wish i had a pen

granted but theres no ink. Anywhere. ever.

I wish for more sticky notes too.

Granted, but your sticky notes get stuck to anything and everything. You can't ever seem to find what you're looking for, and you are more unorganized than ever before. You will end up throwing all of your sticky notes in the trash and have to start keeping a journal or daily planner.

I wish I had a lighter.

granted, but it's broken beyond repair and can not hold fluid of any kind.

I wish for warmer slippers

denied because you typed faster and got your response for lighter wish before mine.

i wish i hadn't eaten chili for lunch

granted, but now you haven't eaten anything and have become very ill.

I wish for a better head set