Ruin A Wish Game

ok it works but it from 1990.

I wish that I didn't have to read the book I am reading.

granted, but you still have to read 100 other equally unsatisfying books.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish

granted but I still ruin it.

I wish for more time.

granted, but it's immediately taken away again

I wish I didn't have to think and stress so much (not not at all)

Granted, but your brain quickly begins to let rigurmortis set in because it thinks you're dead. Now, you can't even feed yourself anymore.


I wish I had a more comfortable chair.

granted, but someone steals it in less than a second.

I wish it would stop.

Wish granted, but it only stops at 2:00 am EST on the planet Mars.

I wish for a tree?

Granted, A tree falls on you and you die....painfully

I wish for a better phone

Granted, but it doesnt work on any network.

I wish for a better sig.

Granted, but it gets deleted.

I wish the earth was flat.