Ruin A Wish Game

would grant, but as neither a admin or yourself, I have not the power to edit your post

I wish for something fuzzy and dangerous to keep as a undead pet

Granted, it kills you.

I wish for the ultimate gaming experience.

Granted, but then your power goes out and you introduce a mega virus into the mainframe of the city by mistake and now your region is a dead zone with some weird computer zombies chasing the living ppl for their minute electrical output somewhat like they did in the Matrix....

and that makes IV times I have died in this thread.... twice whilst being dead already... I wish I could not die for at least 10 posts...

Granted, but now you're insane and in excruciating pain.

I wish I had put more water in the fridge earlier...

Granted. But your fridge malfunctioned and all the water froze the door stuck. Fix-it-guy says that will be $2000. :S

I wish I had some cheese :(

granted, but it is no good

I wish I was not in the pain...

(btw legs are killin me atm, just biked round 4 miles uphill dodging traffic with a 50lb bag gettin my way.... no more pain :'( )

Granted, not you cant feel anything. Even emotions.

I wish I had good food in the house.

granted, but that food is stuff you wont eat coz it looks weird.....though it is good

i wish i didnt have to go to school on wednesday....

Ok, but you end up having to stay home and work all day instead

I wish evony would fix all their problems.

Granted. Evony is closed down permanently, therefore eliminating all problems.

I wish Wildor would stop closing so many threads.