Granted but they are all age 65+
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I wish my kitten would stop involving my curtains in her Kung Fu actions..
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Granted but they are all age 65+
edit: too slow, too lazy to edit more
I wish my kitten would stop involving my curtains in her Kung Fu actions..
^ Post this was intended for, sadly I've been triple ninja'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xemblade
A dopey grin adorns your face as you anxiously await your wish. You look around slightly annoyed due to lack of instant gratification and begin walking away muttering such things as "What a hoax." and "Garbage bull".
Suddenly you stop, a horse, no, several horses. You can hear them behind you. Puzzled by the presence of horses you turn around in utter confusion as dust kicks up from their hooves.
"Wait a minute..." you gasp, women! Glorious women! "It isn't a hoax! It isn't a lie! It isn't bull!" you shout to the heavens. Charging full speed you run towards the speedy galloping animals in excitement. You suddenly stop looking on waiting for them to close in and stop.
You tilt your head oddly, "Why aren't they stopping?" you infer quietly to yourself... This was your last thought though, as the horses plow straight through you, trampling you into certain death, 3 names hanging from each of the horses saddles. Gwen, Bree, and Chloe.
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I wish I had gotten some sleep last night.
Granted but you only got 2 hours of sleep
I wish for a beautiful girlfriend age 14 and nice who love me.
Continue in ruining his wish, but I'd love to get two hours sleep comparative to the zero I received last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xemblade
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but wait theres more!!!
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i really really wish you would buy into this amazing product
Granted.... but then i realise i dont want it.
I wish i had something to do
Granted you now reply to this comment
I wish I could get some info on when s150 comes out.
granted, it wont, not till after its too late, then, well, i will use more commas then necessary because i dont like periods.
i wish gramering wasnt so hard
Granted an then you are perfect at it and get mad when people use bad grammar and correct them all the time and they get angry at you and you then have no friends.
I wish for a $1,500 for a new laptop.
ganted but you get the infamous blue screen then it crashes.
i wish for the perfect life.