Ruin A Wish Game

Granted a whole family of 40 hedgehogs move in and you cant get rid of them


I wish it wasnt raining

granted, but it was raining men, and now you have puddles of creepy leerers that the sun wont dry up. also your boyfriend dumps you in a jealous rage because you mentioned putting on your galoshes and jumping in the puddles before you knew they were full of creepers.

i wish i had a camera.

Granted but the film for it costs more than the camera.

I wish I could run at like 5 miles on a single breath.

granted but it's your last breath.

i wish i had more computer time.

Granted you now have 1 more minute of computer time.

I wish there was a machine that could give me superpowers.

Granted, you work for hours and hours on this project, and it finally seems to be working. And then I steal it before you even got the chance to use it.

I wish for no more odd dreams

Granted but you cant dream of anything so you cant sleep
I wish for a million pounds

Granted, but unfortunately you gor robbed on your way home.

I wish I didn't forget something at the store just now so I don't have to go back.

Granted, you forgot to bring any money, you technically didn't forget it at the store, you forgot it at home :p

I wish I was a king in fairy land! :cheer:

You sure? But okay.. granted. You are now king of the fairies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/gay_...ages/fairy.jpg


I wish i could go on a road trip to Mexico :cheer: