Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but the lava that is surrounding you after that volcano sprang forth in your backyard is getting a little too close for comfort.


I wish to see a beautiful rainbow every day.

Granted but you became blind due to to much rainbows....


I wish for a new watch

Granted, but the new watch was recently "acquired" from a jewelry shop and you're on the hook for a huge heist.


I wish for a hug.


Edit: Hell, ignore mine, Rev's one is better

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Merciless 1

I wish for a new watch

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One day, you are walking home. Not a care in the world, you accidentally bump into someone. You apologize, and go on your way.

When you get home, you realize your pocket feels heavier. You take a look to see that there is a brand new, diamond encrusted watch in your pocket. You wonder how you got it, remember the collision, and go to hide it.

2 weeks past, you have not even looked at the watch. You have been too afraid of someone finding out. You should have flaunted it, however. For it would have ended these two weeks of constant anxiety, fear, and stress.

The FBI has invaded your house while away from home, destroying the inside. They find the watch under your pillow as soon as you walk in. You are tasered, which knocks you unconscience. You awake to an FBI waterboarding room, where you are waterboarded for two weeks straight. However, you are spared, being sent to trial.

You are sent to a high security prison for 15 years. You become the new prison *****, being forced to pleasure many convicts every day. You soon contract nearly every STD in existence, forcing you into critical care. You die a few days later, not regretting your experience in prison.

I wish Desal was banned.

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

One day, you are walking home. Not a care in the world, you accidentally bump into someone. You apologize, and go on your way.

When you get home, you realize your pocket feels heavier. You take a look to see that there is a brand new, diamond encrusted watch in your pocket. You wonder how you got it, remember the collision, and go to hide it.

2 weeks past, you have not even looked at the watch. You have been too afraid of someone finding out. You should have flaunted it, however. For it would have ended these two weeks of constant anxiety, fear, and stress.

The FBI has invaded your house while away from home, destroying the inside. They find the watch under your pillow as soon as you walk in. You are tasered, which knocks you unconscience. You awake to an FBI waterboarding room, where you are waterboarded for two weeks straight. However, you are spared, being sent to trial.

You are sent to a high security prison for 15 years. You become the new prison *****, being forced to pleasure many convicts every day. You soon contract nearly every STD in existence, forcing you into critical care. You die a few days later, not regretting your experience in prison.

I wish Desal was banned.

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I know you enjoy ruining my wishes lol.

Granted but it only lasted for 5 minutes then doubleM begged for desal :p

I wish for a ugly gf ;)

Granted but shes not only ugly but hairy as well

I wish for a hot girlfriend

Granted but she is only hot while in the shower other than that she is uglier than mine :p


I wish for more Rum....

Granted, but it's only a drop


I wish for more snow days.

Granted, But its rum from the bottom of my sink

I wish for 1million cents

Granted but then you figured out it was only Monopoly money :p


I wish Mrs.S.S was on now :/