Ruin A Wish Game

your going to pull an all nighter.

I wish for my wish not be ruined

Oh man, I guess I am. I'm still up.

Granted, because there was no wish to grant... it can't be ruined.


I wish I were in bed and asleep right now.

Granted but you miss a phone call......

I wish I could think of a good wish

Granted, but you're hit by a truck before you can say it aloud.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.

Granted but you fall asleep early and miss out on possibly the greatest night ever!!
(The contents of the events can not be shared as the awesomeness of the night would blow your mind !!:p)

I wish I could have said that good wish I had thought of before I got hit by that truck.

Granted, and wow, was it a good wish. But since the wish never got granted before you got hit by that truck, it won't come true. sry.


I wish the evening news could be filled with good news. (even if only once in a while).

Granted but you never get to see any of the good news cuz your tv blew up and burned down your house.

I wish I could cure cancer.

Granted, but then you mutate the common cold into a superbug.

I wish for a cure for ulcers.

Granted, but the medicine causes a new kind of kidney disease.


I wish I could fly like Superman

Granted, but you're blind and fly into everything.

I wish for 20/20 vision.