Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but now you're deaf and have to learn how to sign.


I wish I had x-ray vision.

Granted but now you shoot lasers out of your eyes every time they're opened

i wish school would become a crater from a meteor smashing into it :)

Granted, but the impact manages to hit an untapped natural gas pocket, and takes another three blocks with it.

I wish I could warm up.

Granted, now you are internally overheated and turning on the air conditioner will do nothing for you.


I wish I had a bow and arrow.

Granted, but they're made by Nerf.

I wish for better aim.

granted, but you're sniped by someone with still better aim

I wish for leave to see my family.

Granted, but they forgot to tell you they were going on vacation to another state.

I wish I didn't have to ruin that last wish...

granted, cuz thats the fail reason someone else came up with, so you fail.

I wish people were nicer to me.

Granted. Now everyone is so nice to you that it makes you sick.


I wish I had the strength of 10 men. (See where I'm going? I wanna be a superhero).

granted, but you get crushed beneath something that requires the strength of 11 men.

I wish sodaboda would come back...