Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, you become so fat that you need a crane to move yourself.

I wish for somethong to wish for...

Granted, but the thong doesn't fit you. (gotta love spelling errors :D )

I wish for food.

Granted but it disappears as you reach for it. Very much like Tantalus.

I wish for a new chair.

Granted, but it breaks when you sit in it. Seems like someone loosened it up as a joke :p

I wish for softer pillows.

Granted but you only get the pillow case's

I wish for my food to hurry up

Granted, but it's burnt.
I wish I had some monehz

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted, defend yourself....RAIDING PARTY!
I wish the newest pokemon games weren't so.....I don't think theres a word for it....
I also wish there was a word for how horrible they are :P

Granted they make one...but then everyone calls you it.
I wish I won 1000cents on the wheel everytime.

Granted, but you're banned from the shop.
I wish I could find something to do.