Ruin A Wish Game

granted, he changes it to god instead.


I wish for a penguin

granted but u have to move to the south pole

i wish for a pool

Granted, it is a pool of ice


I wish for a pizza

granted im making one in the kings bar

i wish for my family to stop bugging me

Granted, but your friends start bugging you


I wish for more green rep

Granted, but a Mod comes around and decides to ban you.

I wish for more posts

Granted but they all get deleted.

Wish I were a fairy. Sarcasm Doochebags.

Granted but your wings get cut off. So now you can't fly.

I wish for a surprise.

Granted you got your surprise, That meteor sure was unexpected.

Wish I Could fly out into space.

Granted, but you can't fly back.

I wish for a time machine.