Ruin A Wish Game

Granted but in 2 days the society disbands.


I wish for a talking waffle

Granted, but the waffle turns out to be made of steel (inedible) and talks so much it annoys you to death.

I wish for unlimited amounts of cities.

Granted but each of them cannot have a rally spot or any resource fields.



I wish for 1 billion catapults and unlimited food

Granted but you got banned.

I wish for some lunch.

Granted, but the lunch is decaying, smelly and generally uneatable.

i wish i could control people.

Granted, but it only works on people half a feet away from you.

I wish I could go on a Wintersun consert.

Granted, but the stage collapses and the show is ruined.

I wish i had a pet lion

Granted, but it ate you

I wish I had Caesarship in Ol' Rome

Granted, but there would be a rebellion and you would be dethroned.

I wish i had a golden sword

granted but you lose it.


I wish i had a new laptop