Ruin A Wish Game

granted but he gets captured and goes over to your enemies side :D.

I wish i had a wider sig.

granted but the file then gets deleted.


I wish for hurricane irene to not hit me :(

Granted, but another hurricane does.

I wish i had a cooler watch that works.

Granted...It works, but runs backwards and never keeps accurate time (but it does work).

I wish for the wheel to award me every medal I needed to get to Prinzessin in the next week.

granted, but your army riots and kills you.

I want another pony (stop killing them!)

Granted, but instead of killing it, I steal it and then send a knight on it against your cities.

I wish that I could find a good modern a cappella rendition of Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Granted, it's such a poor quality that you can't listen.

I wish for a dream.

Granted, but to experience it, you must be killed and reborn, in the same body, before being killed to live it

I wish for infinite knowledge

granted but you wount be able to share it

i wish for a horse of course

granted, but it kicks out your teeth and gallops away.

i wish i had a better signature