Ruin A Wish Game

Granted...who's sincere again..?

I wish i had a computer at school i could use to access the internet for the forums...

granted but you get caught and get in trouble.

I wish that I had stuff to do, once in awhile.

Granted. You eventually find the time to begin work on a complex mathematical formula to increase the global food production several hundred times and effectively end world hunger. However, the incredible and sudden decrease in the cost of food of every type ruins the world economy and drives the general public into a crazed frenzy with you as the scapegoat. Before being slaughtered by an angry mob, you accidentally fall off of your roof, where you were, for some inexplicable reason, attempting to hide from said mob, and are impaled through the neck on an iron spike that is, for some unknown reason, sticking out of the ground where you fell. After several hours of extreme pain, you die of blood loss.

Several days later, the economy rebalances and your death is mourned as a tragic mistake. Oh, what could have been.

I wish that Wisconsin had never existed and in its place was an extension of the great lakes.

Granted. But, there is no karmic repercussion. The world is simply a better place. :D

I wish for some Visine. Reading a few posts lately makes my eyes bleed.

Granted, but the Visine turns out to be fake, and your eyes fall out from the side effect. But the bleeding stops.



I wish I had something to do with this lightsaber :D

Granted, but [censored]

I wish I knew...

Granted, but being Darth Jurnis's doing, you die of the horror. Posted here.

[MEGA-CENSORED]

I wish you didn't see that

--poor thing--

Granted, but it was heard by all

I wish I was wrong.

gratened but only about not being gorgouse, genourios, and my ability to speeel

i wish i could speell right the 1st time

Granted, but the wish is granted too late, and you accidentally offend the Ghost-Mod who smites you with his all-too-real ban hammer.

I wish I could have granted that wish sooner.