Ruin A Wish Game

Granted. It's a fake one.

I wish to travel.

granted but it is i n the most inhospitable place on earth

i wish i had a good book

Granted. It's on fire :devil:

I wish the floor wasn't wet.

Granted, it's non-existant, and you fall down into the depths of hell. Appearantly hell was in your basement. (You have a basement right?)

I wish I could do a cossack dance.

Granted. Now you can't stop.

And how did you know I had a basement? O.o stalker

>_>
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I wish you forum people wouldn't stalk me lol.

granted they start stalking you in real life :devil:

I wish for my network conection to be fixed :(

Granted, but the network crashes 4 sec. later

I wish i could walk on water

Granted. Too bad that boat hit you :devil:

I wish for food.

Granted, you eat it an it's poisened ;)

I wish for a cobra

A cobra as in a snake, or the helicopter? I'll go with the helicopter. Granted, but it crashes into you.

I wish I could go back in time.